Perl expressiveness for real life

#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;

my $life;
$life->{'sucks'}= sub { exec 'perl' or die };
$life->{'sucks'}->() ;


Isn't it great that a programming language can express real life feelings in such a readable way?
It doesn't have syntax highlight, but in fact, real life neither.

Let's go back hacking